Apr 10, 2009

Comparison of men and women

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE..TRUE? NO?

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

bayi dijumpai masih hidup tapi berlumut!

kesian baby ni, nape la mak bapak dia buang kan?

kisah benar mayat tak diterima bumi

"Kisah ini berlaku di sebuah perkampungan kecil di Pahang x lama dulu. Ia nya diceritakan oleh Salleh kepada aku untuk pedoman semua pembaca budiman..


Kisah berlaku di sebuah Pekan yang bernama Kampung Pulau Tawar,Jerantut . Seorang lelaki yang bernama Omar (nama sebenar dirahsiakan bagi menjaga nama baik keluarga tersebut). Omar adalah seorang bomoh di kampung tersebut. Beliau merupakan seorang bomoh yang agak disegani oleh kerana setiap kali apabila beliau mengubati setiap penyakit yang pelik, beliau akan berjaya.

Satu hari diwaktu senja ada seorang budak melalui rumah Omar budak itu adalah Salleh pencerita kisah ini. Salleh terdengar seseorang sedang bercakap dalam bahasa yang agak pelik dan tidak pernah didengarinya sebelum ini.Salleh cubamengintai dari celah lubang dinding yang agak usang. Beliau melihat Omar bercakap mengadap sekeping cermin. Oleh kerana lubang tersebut agak kecil Salleh tidak nampak keseluruhan cermin
tersebut.Salleh cuba mencari lubang yang agak besar. Akhirnya dia menjumpai lubang yang lebih besar. Melalui lubang tersebut, Saleh dapat melihat bayangan pada
cermin tersebut bukanlah Omar tetapi sekujur tubuh yang sungguh ngeri wajahnya.

Matanya kelihatan tersembul dan pipinya kelihatan berlubang. Tubuh makhluk itu dibaluti oleh kain putih yang berwarna coklat seperti warna tanah. Tiba -tiba Salleh melihat mahkluk itu seperti memandang kearahnya. Bulu romanya meremang. Tanpa membuang masa Salleh terus melarikan diri. Sampai saja dirumah beliau terus menemui bapanya dan menceritakan kepada bapanya. Bapanya sekadar tersenyum seraya memberitahu ramai orang kampung sudah lama mengetahui perihal Omar. Bapanya mengatakan bahawa Omar menggunakan hantu peliharaannya untuk merasuk orang dan apabila orang tersebut sakit beliau akan datang dan mengubati orang tersebut.

Dengan cara ini beliau akan lebih mendapat duit dan orang kampung akan menghormatinya. Mereka hanya menunggu masa untuk membuktikan pada orang
kampung. Pada malam tersebut Salleh berasa seperti tidak sedap badan, tubuhya
seperti merasa lemah. Mungkin kerana terkejutkan peristiwa yang dilihatnya tadi membuatkan dia rasa begitu. Selepas makan malam,Salleh terus masuk tidur. Apabila dia cubahendak melelapkan mata dia terbau seperti bau bangkai di dalam biliknya. Dia cubamembuka matanya tetapi kelopak matanya berasa amat berat sekali.

Salleh cubamenjerit untuk memanggil bapanya tapi suara tersekat dikerongkong sahaja. Dia cubamembaca ayat suci yang diingatinya. Akhirnya beliau berjaya juga menjerit memanggil bapanya, Sebelum jatuh pengsan. Apabila Salleh membuka matanya didapati rumahnya penuh dengan orang dan mendengar orang menyebut nama Omar. Dia memandang ke arah bapanya yang sedang menghampirinya sambil tersenyum dan meminta dirinya supaya
bertenang kerana segalanya telah berakhir. Dia kembali terlelap..

Pagi besoknya apabila dia tersedar Salleh melihat bapanya berjalan diiringi ibunya dengan pakaian seperti orang ingin ke masjid. Dia bertanya bapanya apa yang berlaku. Bapanya menyuruh Salleh bersiap2 utk pergi menziarahi kubur Omar. Salleh terkejut mendengarnya dan penuh dengan persoalan bermain dibenaknya sambil mengorak langkah kebilik mandi. Sesampainya di tanah perkuburan Salleh melihat orang sedang menggali
kubur. Tiba-tiba dia terdengar orang didalam lubang bertempik apa ni!!! Salleh
berlari untuk melihat dengan lebih dekat tetapi dihalang oleh bapanya.Salleh melihat beberapa orang dewasa seperti mengangkat sesuatu yang berat dari lubang tersebut.

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Read your zodiac sign


VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.


SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.


LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious.. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.


ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest.. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.


GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.


LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.


CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.


PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.


CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.


TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance.. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.


SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Apr 9, 2009

static electricity in petrol station





With the generalisation of self-service facilities in petrol stations people should be warned about the outbreak of fires resulting from static electricity while they are pouring in petrol. 150 cases of this type of fire have been investigated and the results were very surprising.Of the 150 cases, more happened to women than men, due to their habit of getting in and out of the vehicle while the petrol is being poured in. In the majority of cases the people had re-entered their cars when the hose was still pouring petrol out (the danger of the triggers on the nosepieces). When they finished refuelling and got out to remove the hose pistol the fire began, as a result of the static electricity. The majority of those affected used rubber-soled footwear and clothes of synthetic fibres. Never use mobile phones when filling up with fuel.

LOADING PETROL

IN YOUR VEHICLE: Stop, put the handbrake on and turn off the engine, radio and lights.
NEVER: Never return to your vehicle while you are pouring in fuel.
AS A PRECAUTION: Get used to closing the car door on getting out or into the vehicle and in this way the static electricity will be discharged on touching something metallic.
After closing the door TOUCH THE METAL PART OF THE BODYWORK before touching the petrol pump pistol. By doing this the static electricity in your body will be discharged on the metal and not on the pistol.

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping

1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first..

4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep..

5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. :)

proton exora mpv





cantik jugak mpv proton ni kan. nak angkat sebijik la, tapi pakai 1.6 waja punya enjin ada power ke tak ni, nak bawak 7 orang....

Apr 2, 2009

jom lunch kat mekD


jom lunch kat McD, open 25hours a day tu.. ;p

open your car window 1st!

Open the windows of the car while getting in and leave it open to refresh before moving. Based on scientific research, it is found that there is a gas called gasoline emitted from the seats, tablon, air freshners and seat covers. when parking your car in the sun particularly when the weather tempearature is higher than 15 degrees Fahrenheit or 6 degree Celcius.

this gas is very poisonous, while inhaling for long period by human. (IT cannot be avoided while entering the car) It is concentrated in the blood and bone poisoining, causing anemia and the decreasing in white blood cells. In the long run, it may lead to leukemia, cancer and abortion.

The acceptable rate for the carcinogenic poison gas in closed areas should be 50mg per square foot, but if car is parked in closed garage the percentage will be 400 to 800mg. If the car is parked directly under the sun, the proportion of gas in the car jumps from 2000 to 4000mg or more than the acceptable rate by 40 times.

The solution is that to let the windows down and leave car doors open for a while before entering or moving. The gas is very dangerous and may affect your liver and kidneys and difficult to be expelled from the body.

Apr 1, 2009

lihat awan disana



Acha Septriasa - Berdua Lebih Baik

Lihat awan di sana
Berarak mengikutiku
Pasti dia pun tahu

Ingin aku lewati
Lembah hidup yang tak indah
Namun harus ku jalani

(Chorus)

Berdua denganmu
Pasti lebih baik
Aku yakin itu

Bila sendiri
Hati bagai langit
Berselimut kabut
Berdua denganmu

Lihat awan di sana
Berarak mengikutiku
Pasti dia pun tahu

Ingin aku lewati
Lembah hidup yang tak indah
Namun harus ku jalani

(Chorus)

Lihatlah awan di sana
Berarak mengikutiku
Pasti dia pun tahu

Ingin aku lewati
Lembah hidup yang tak indah
Namun harus ku jalani

(Chorus)

kenapa?

kenapa skang ni aku rajin n semangat nak pegi opis?
kenapa deduct byk sgt pcb dari gaji weh?
kenapa pukul 11 aku da ngantuk?
kenapa makin berat badan aku?
kenapa astro mahal sgt?
kenapa streamyx lembab gila babai?
kenapa jalan jamm gile?
kenapa public transport cam hampeh?
kenapa LRT ada kat KL jek?
kenapa nak suruh org amik insurans?
kenapa iphone 3g mahal kat msia?
kenapa iphone 3g murah kat luar?
kenapa aku lapar nak makan burger?
kenapa aku mengarut?
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