there is hope..make the call..but

Out of service. And out of hope. Maybe there's to many ppl commit suicide by jumping from this famous bridge..

ishh batman ni

ini keje ko ye betmen...

Fantasy Premier League

Every week before saturday perkara wajib aku buat is pilih football player kat fantasy premier league ... tapi main virtual jek la..dah lama aku men ni, dah 2nd season, last season sayurr..susah betul la nak menang, takpe now dah naik no.2 aku dalam liga maxis.. tengah mencuba kejar leader si 'El Nino', musuh lama aku 'Janggi FC' dah jauh kena tinggal lapan tiang.. minggu ni chelsea vs liverpool. aku expect liverpool menang since main kat anfield and Torres dah fit, tapi quite tricky gak. team minggu ni mesti boleh menang...fuhhh baca mentera sikit..marang kerapu parang sekunderrr....

carta liga

team aku utk minggu nih

Kisah Sengal hari ni

cite 1
Seorang murid yang baru berpindah sekolah ditanya oleh guru kelasnya..
Guru : "Kamu ni murid baru kan ?"
Murid : " Ya.. cikgu"
Guru : "Nama kamu siapa?"
Murid : "Man"
Guru : "Nama panjang kamu?"
Murid : " Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.. cikgu"

cite 2
3 orang budak
Ada 3 orang budak bersembang pasal cita-cita dia orang....
Lina:ko dah besar nak jadi apa?
Ah chong: saya da besa nak jadik Superman woo
Lina: saya dah besar nanti jadik supergirl
Ahmad:(Sambil korek idung) Saya nak jadi supermarket. .. macam-macam
ada....

Nak jadi photographer professional tak?

susah jugak keje jadi photographer ni kan.. dah la lens besar giler.. nak dapat perfect shot punya la kena berusaha.. dah minat nak wat camana kan..

Silat Vs Kungfu Vs Taekwondo

Sapa lagi terer? video yg bawah ni lawak skit haha :p

Nadal vs Verdasco petang ni

In theory, Verdasco should have beaten his countryman and fellow lefty somewhere along the way. He's got too much raw game not to have found it one time. But he’s 0-6 against Nadal, with only one of those matches, at Queen’s in 2007, going the distance. The last time they played, at the French Open in 2008, Nadal locked him early and eventually won 1, 0, and 2. Verdasco has been impressive, from his newfound determination under pressure—in the past, he would have folded in a heartbeat when Tsonga showed signs of life in the third set yesterday—to his patient, Agassi-like way of yo-yoing his opponents back and forth along the baseline. But Nadal has been even better.

Final - Nadal vs Federer lagi nampaknya, layan la petang ni kat chanel 813

you want to learn gmynastic? gymrama?

kesian budak ni ....

US $500,000 and 6 years of research for a Sex toy??

Canada: Layoffs at Nortel have led to the launch of a new sex toy company in Ottawa. Standard Innovation Corp.'s first product, the We-Vibe vibrator, has sold 55,000 units worldwide since it was released last spring.Bruce Murison, who worked as a Nortel engineer for more than a decade, said the We-Vibe was designed from an engineer's perspective. The 60-gram silicone device is U-shaped and is the product of six years and $500,000 worth of research and development.

"This is, to me, not a sex toy. It's an electromechanical device," he said. "We truly look at it from a scientific point of view; in terms of plotting the x-y charts of power versus performance, versus the third dimension of the human dynamic: What frequencies do women like?" The couple said they came up with the idea while on a long car trip in 2001. The topic of sex toys came up. "And it was just an innocent idea — why isn't there a sex toy that fits between two people when they're making love?" Bruce said. He jotted down the idea, did some searches and found that nothing similar had been patented. In 2003, he was laid off from Nortel and had some time to pursue his new research. "We had to go downtown to cruise the peeler joints and talk them into trying our device," he recalled, adding that they wanted it tested by people who had tried five or more devices for comparison.

For several years, Bruce and Melody Murison worked secretly on the toy without telling family and friends as they were concerned about the potentialstigma associated with the sex-toy industry. That all changed, when a localnewspaper ran a front-page story on what the former hi-tech employees hadbeen up to. The Murisons were relieved to receive nothing but congratulationsfrom neighbours and friends.
"I discovered some technology developed by NASA that has never been applied to the sex toy industry," he said. "So we've got a new technological platform we're going to be rolling out over the next two years."Meanwhile, vendors taking part in Ottawa's annual sex show, Sexapalooza, this past weekend said the toy, which retails for $129.95, is flying off shelves. "It's phenomenal," said Shelley Taylor, owner of the Venus Envy store in Centretown. "We've never, ever seen a toy sell like this."

Dasat aa mat saleh ni, siap buat sextoys yang hi-tech lagi. sapa nak beli aku jual murah2 :p

Duck says he's okay

Donald Duck maybe??? :)

Journey around Sabah - borneo part 3

At last aku sampai Semporna, jarak dengan tawau dalam sejam jek..tak jauh. Semporna ni biasanya jadi tempat utk transit sebelum tourist pegi mabul or Sipadan. So kat Semporna town ni aku stay kat Seafest Hotel, betul2 tepi jeti Semporna tu. Mula2 aku nak stay kat dragon in chalet, tapi macam tak best jek, so decided to stay at proper hotel instead. time malam aku dinner kat restoran just beside the hotel.. pekena Sup Naga and also seafood of course. sapa pegi sabah ni wajib pekena seafood..coz murah. Kat Semporna ni ada few kedai Scuba and sewa bot yg di operate oleh foreigner, dasat gak dorang ni..minat diving sampai tinggal kat sini siap bukak kedai lagi.

Kedai Scuba junkie, Turtle tomb cafe, Padi diving, semua dorang punya kot tak silap aku. So malam2 boring takde buat apa, main pool la kejap kat turtle cafe tu, balik hotel tengok pintu hotel tutup? owhh for security reason rupanya, ye la tempat ni dulu kan byk lanun, sebab tu polis meronda malam pun bawah raifal, tak silap aku pekan ni taun 80an dulu penah kena tawan ngan lanun kot. Tapi skarang ni aku rasa safe..coz askar n polis ada di mana2 semenjak kejadian orang kena culik kat pulau sipadan dulu.

Day 8
So the next morning, aku bertolak ke Kapalai and Pulau sipadan. Haa utk sapa2 nak sewa bot tu kena make sure booking bot 1 day before nak pegi, coz bot2 sewa ni takkan pegi pulau2 tu waktu petang, dia pegi pagi.. kul 730 or 800am. Biasanya price akan masuk sekali dengan makanan yg dorang sediakan. Tapi yg aku pegi ni naik bos askar..so free jek la . Bawah ni semua picture pulau Sipadan, top 10 divers choice in the world. Notice kenapa jeti dia dekat dengan pantai? coz pantai dia yang boleh snorkeling or mandi sampai kat pelampung2 kecik tu jek, after that, its 900m deep kat bawah tu. So kalau nak pegi sipadan, sewa la bot ngan kengkawan jek, kalau sekali ngan orang lain.. malu kita nanti.. sebab apa? sebab kita jek snorkeling, orang lain siap dengan diving suit and tong gas sekali :) And also nak pegi sipadan kena register dulu, since 1 day maximum 100 people only can come to this island if i not mistaken. aku ikut army so boleh jek la, pegi sampai belakang pulau sipadan tu, landai pulak pantai yg belakang ni, siap ada tempat pembiakan anak penyu kat situ.

Last sekali, aku pegi Kapalai resort. Kapalai ni mcm pulau, tapi macam pulau di bawah air sedalam 1-2 meter, so nampak terapung la resort ni. So boleh pilih samada nak stay Mabul or Kapalai, dua2 ok cantik.

Last skali singgah Pulau menampilik, pulau nelayan jek ni, borak2 n minum petang jap pastu balik semporna, setel kerja..

The next day, from Tawau, transit at KK and balik KL, naik mas takde direct tawau, airasia ade la. penat tapi bestt...

Journey around Sabah - borneo part 2

The next day, we decided to drive all the way down to Sandakan. maknanya dari tanduk negeri sabah ke muncung dia pulak hehe. So that morning drive pegi Sempang Mengayau dulu, tempat ni famous coz kat sini ialah Tip of Borneo, maknanya kat hujung sekali tanduk or telinga kalau kat map negeri sabah tu. Jarak dari Kudat dalam 30 minit kot tak silap. Satu benda aku nak komen, half way to this place, jalan tak berturap, jalan batu kerikil, sapa bawak keta sedan mmg masak lerr.. patutnya tourist area like this at least tar la jalan ni kan kan..

Cantik tempat ni pemandangan, kagum sekejap. Yang batu-batu kat belakang aku tu la tip of borneo nya. Angin n ombak kuat tempat ni..nyaman hirup udara segar kat sini.

So after that we continue drive, singgah kota marudu kalau tak silap utk lunch, pastu ikut jalan shortcut ke ranau, tembus kat jalan before Gunung kinabalu, tak payah lalu Tamparuli or Tuaran. Singgah kejap kat kinabalu park. Nak masuk kena bayar RM 2 kot tak silap. Apalagi amik gambar gunung kinabalu la, sejuk betul kat atas ni, dah la hujan, so gamba puncak kinabalu pun tak berapa clear sangat. Went to the viewing deck, boleh nampak laut dari sini..cantiknya scenery...

On the way turun dari Ranau tu hari dah gelap, campur hujan pulak tu, Jalan lengang tapi banyak lori, bahaya jalan ni malam2 coz lampu jalan takde, line jalan yg tengah pun selalu takde, mmg mencabar bawak keta (4wd) kat jalan turun kinabalu ni. Tengah sedap speeding tiba2 gedebuk... tersedak mbr tengah sedap tidur kat sebelah, rupanya2 jalan tiba2 ada macam mendap and takde tar..terhantuk kepala aku kat siling keta tu, bahaya sungguh..langsung takde tanda amaran. Sampai Sandakan pukul 9 pm tak silap, makan kat gerai2 tepi laut tu and cari hotel. Sandakan malam mmg bandar mati. Town dia quite big, i think 2nd biggest after KK kot. So check in Hotel Sabah since hotel lain dah full, hotel ni ok 4 or 5 star kot, tapi macam dah lama sikit. masuk bilik dia pun meremang bulu roma aku rasa lain macam.. nasib baik tak kena kacau

Day 5

Continue to travel to Tawau, singgah Lahad Datu lunch kat sana and pusing2 kat town dia. Makan mee goreng kat satu2 nya kedai mamak kat situ, yang peliknya mee goreng mamak pun diorang bagi sup sekali :) Kalau makanan lain tu memang aku sedia maklum mesti ada dapat sup sekali kalau kat sabah ni, tak sangka mee goreng mamak pun ada jugak. On the way aku singgah kejap kat pasar jual2 makanan kat tepi jalan, beli buah and also Keropok Pelang-pelang (picture). Sedapp, hari tu ada nampak jual kat KL jugak dah..bagus2.

Petang tu sampai la Tawau, kat sana aku stay kat Marco Polo Hotel. Kira kat tawau hotel ni paling bagus kalau tak silap. And the room and food pun quite good jugak. Kat Tawau aku stay for few days sambil buat kerja kat sana. Tawau ni town dia indonesian boleh tahan jugak ramai dia, since dekat sangat dengan border, pulau sebatik nampak dari town tu... mintak telur mata kerbau dia tak tau, telur mata sapi baru tau hehe. and also town ni penuh dengan pusat karaoke :) Aku sempat la pegi pasar kat tawau yg jual cenderahati tu, beli la sikit2 murah murah...

Lagi satu benda yang aku suka makan kat tawau ni.. Sup Payau nak tau salah satu tempat yang sedap ialah kedai dekat dengan airport tawau, mbr orang tawau yg bawak pegi sana. by the way, payau = rusa. Nama jek berbeza, rasa sedap harga dalam rm 3- rm4 aku pun tak ingat sangat, yg penting perut kenyang...Macam sandakan, airpot tawau jauh sikit dari town, tapi jalan 4 lorong, so okla. Setel kat Tawau, pergi Semporna pulak the next day...

Journey around Sabah - borneo part 1

Last year i went to sabah, early last year (2007) kot tak silap, tapi baru skang baru teringat pic2 kat sana tersimpan. Since it was a business trip so boleh la pegi lama skit. and it was my first trip to the land below the wind. Dalam seminggu lebih kot aku kat sana kerja sambil jalan2.


Day 1 to 3

Touchdown Kota Kinabalu late in the morning, my friend pick up and we shoot straight to Kudat since ada meeting ngan army mejar kat sana around 5pm. Jarak KK and Kudat lebih kurang 2 hours drive. Drive kat sabah ni kalau boleh sewa la 4WD baru sedap skit bawak coz jalan dia banyak bukit2 n also kadang2 lubang2. On the way to Kota belud kalau tak silap kitorang singgap kejap beli Jagung Pulut bakar (picture). Rasa dia cam pelik skit, sebiji mcm makan pulut, tapi sedap la gak. So sampai Kudat, aku stay kat Kudat Marina Resort, just outside town, dalam 4-5 minit jek. Room rate quite ok, kalau corporate rate dalam RM 120 kot tak silap. So after meeting and discussing pasal kerja, kitorang dinner kat Kudat Golf resort, makan apalagi kalau bukan seafood ye tak, harga dia takda la mahal sangat, seafood kat sabah ni mmg murah la kot kan. Masa kat sana sempat la chit chat ngan District officer kudat tu, dia kata orang datang kudat selalu pasal kerja or golf jek, kalau nak entertainment baik pegi tempat lain hehe..ye la, kudat ni macam pekan mati jek..small town, very peaceful.

So the next day, we went to the island near Kudat, which is Pulau Balambangan and Pulau Banggi. Since trip keje aku ni kena pegi kem2 askar, so kena la naik bot askar (picture bawah), naik kat jeti Marina resort tu jugak

So first island is Pulau Balambangan. Kampung ni kira kg nelayan but the scenery and the water is quite clear..cantik. Cuma satu yg takut sikit tempat ni, Kubur semua diorang letak betul2 kat depan halaman rumah diorang, maybe kepercayaan diorang kot, and awal dah kena sound ngan brader yg bawak tu tempat ni mmg keras pun, ada sorang askar jaga post baru masuk hospital, kabar nya kena tampar dengan 'benda' kat situ malam2. fuhh ngeri2, dah la kem tu jauh atas bukit.

After that pegi pulau yg kat sebelah pulak, Pulau Banggi. Pulau Banggi ni tak silap aku paling besar kat sabah, and also the same size with langkawi kot. So we went to the north part, near philipines border, ada satu camp kat kg dogoton. Sampai sana, makan tengahari jap, borak2 n buat kerja skit pastu naik bot lagi lerr.. pegi pekan yg paling besar kat Pulau Banggi ni, Karakit (picture)nama tempat dia, kat sini ada sekolah, clinic, pasar, masjid etc etc etc. ikan jgn cerita la, murah sangat2. Daripada sini naik atas bukit tu boleh la nampak dua tanduk yg dalam peta negeri sabah tu. Bergambar jap ngan sarjan kem karakit tu, and balik ke kudat sebelum ombak kuat time petang2 ni

Day 3, trip to all the island jugak, kali ni kem limau2, Pulau Mandi Darah, and Pulau Jambungan.(picture bawah) Pelik2 kan nama dia, jauh pun satu hal, jeti paling dekat nak pegi dari Kudat jugak, tengok map tu fuhh jauh rupanya nak pegi. Tapi brader yg bawak bot ni tekan brapa knot ntah rasa laju gila, bila check kat GPS, 80kmj dia bawak, kalau keta mmg rasa slow, kat dalam bot ni melambung2 rasa. 1 jam lebih dah sampai kat Pulau jambungan dah, Pulau ni ni besar tapi mostly hutan and pokok kelapa jek bila tengok dari atas telco tower tu, ada possibilty utk di bangunkan jadi resort ni. Kat Kg limau2 problem pulak..air surut tak dapat dekat kat jeti, kena berhenti tengah laut, tunggu sampan datang, adehh.. tengok orang kampung baru balik dari mainland kesian gak, hari2 macam tu dorang.

Yang aku paling excited nak pegi..pulau mandi darah, nak tau kenapa la nama boleh jadi macam tu, ada tempat pertumpahan darah orang berlawan ke? ada orang mati kena bunuh dengan jepun ke? last2 rupanya asal namanya sebab zaman dulukala adala sorang puteri sultan brunei, singgah kat situ masa nak pegi Sulu, dia datang bulan masa kat situ..so tetiba pulak pulau ni dapat nama yg ngeri ni adehh hehe. Waktu balik, ombak kuat, fuhhh masa tu melambung2 aku dalam bot, takut gila, bontot jangan cerita la, sakit beb, besok pagi nya bangun tido ambik.. sakit pinggang n satu badan.